Welcome to my Online library. I am always catching onto useful or unique
text files and as I find them, I put them here. I make no claims of
copyright to any of them; they're not mine. You may use or abuse them as
you wish. Have a blast.
New HUMOR addition: July 4th.
Have something funny or original I could put here?? Please drop me a
line! My email address is linked at the bottom of this document.
[Article] [John Fare] A bizarre story about a bizarre man.
[Article] [A college entrance essay]
[Humor] [9 rules on getting even]
[Humor] [106 reasons why Kirk is better than
Picard]
[Humor] [Is there a Santa Claus?]
[Humor] [Top 10 spring break activities for the Amish]
[Humor] [A joke about government]
[Humor] [Spoof of an online-sex chat]
[Humor] [Commercial 'penis slogans']
[Humor] [Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations]
[Humor] [Murphy's Laws of Computers]
[Humor] [Murphy's Laws, applied to Teaching]
[Humor] [Murphy's Laws of Technology]
[Humor] [Murphey's Law Proven with Quantum Mechanics]
[Humor] [The Plan]
[Humor] [Read your horoscope]
[Humor-Link] [Excuses for anything]
[Poetry] [Several poems from various sources]
[Script] [Script to The Princess Bride]
[Script] [Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
[Short story] [There Will Come Soft Rains, by Ray Bradbury]
Last modified: July 4, '97
Checked for consistency: Feb 8, '98
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